Whistle While You Wipe

Feel free to buy me one of these for my birthday or Christmas.

A Comic Tragedy

9/11 in the format of a graphic novel.

My Cyborg Name

Create your name in Robot language.

Snakes on a Mutha Fu**in' Webpage

Snakes on any webpage you want.

A Real Dookified Day

Music Makes Your Brain Happy

Pretty cool article about the new research on how music affects the brain.

That Settles It

I'm going to Japan to get my next cell phone. This one's #1 on Fosfor's list of the "Top 10 Most Beautiful Cell Phones."

Driveway or Drive-thru?

In case you were wondering, it is environmentally safer to use a carwash than to wash your car at home. Or to solve the problem altogether, just get a car that's allergic to water like mine, and never wash it!

Accessories for the Eco-Minded

All products are made from recycled, organic, or earth-friendly materials, and are manufactured through a network of fair trade partnerships around the world.

$96 Will Fill You Both Up

You wanna gas guzzler with them fries?

M&M's Make Paint for Inmate

Imagination equals freedom, even behind bars. Donny Johnson, who's serving three life sentences in Pelican Bay Prison, made paintings out of M&M dye and a paintbrush made of his own hair. He sold two of them for $500 each, until he was reprimanded by officials who will no longer allow him to mail the paintings to the host gallery. The money was being donated to charity.

Turning Spam Into Art

It's a screensaver that grows with every piece of spam you get. Cool